Luke: Yuri spotted!
Yuri: ...You again, huh.
Luke: What do you mean, again?
Yuri: Cooking together! Cleaning the airship together! Maintaining our weapons together! I know you’re just trying to kill time, but haven’t you dragged me into enough of your escapades?
Luke: Well, I brought my sword this time! You said you like them, right?
Yuri: I mean, I did say that, but I’ve decided I hate them now.
Luke: Don’t be like that. C’mon, just for a little while.
There’s nobody else here who knows how to use a sword.
Yuri: Ix is here, right? How ‘bout him?
Luke: ...After I beat Ix ten times in a row, Mileena glared at me so hard I ran away.
C’moooon, it’ll be fun.
Just a little sparring. I’m so bored.
Yuri: ...Y’know, I’ve been thinking this for a while, but don’t you think you’re a little too chummy with me?
Luke: Oh, sorry. You just remind me of a friend I’ve had since we were kids.
The weapons you use, the way you move, and the older brother vibes you have.
Yuri: I’m not really trying to have “older brother vibes,” though.
Luke: Really? I feel like you’re really good at taking care of people.
And you make people feel more comfortable, too.
Pleeease, Yuri.
Just a little sword practice.
You’re the only one I can count on.
Yuri: ...Whatever, guess I’ll humor you, you spoiled brat.
Luke: Yes! Thank you, Jade!
Yuri: Huh? Why’d you bring up that four-eyes?
Luke: ...Never mind.
Yuri: Nope, spit it out.
Luke: ...No, it’s just that you and Ix wouldn’t hang out with me anymore, so I asked Jade.
And then he told me that if I went to you and begged you it’d work. All I had to do was say you’re the only one I can count on...
Yuri: God dammit... great friends you got there. Well, fine. If we’re gonna do this, then let’s go.
Luke: All right! No time like the present...
Yuri: Oh, right. I tend to get hyped up the more I swing around my sword, so my buddies took to calling me a maniac.
So even if you wanna call it quits halfway through, you’re stuck with me ‘til I get bored. Got it?
Hope you’re ready for me.
Luke: Seriously?!
You’ve even got weird obsessions just like Guy!
Well, I guess it’s fine as long as I’m not bored!