Augmentation and Endeavor 2

Kuro: (Mm... that bastard Morisawa’s really beatin’ himself up about this, huh.)

(I guess that’s how much he cares about Ryuseitai. But still, he’s got a bad habit of dealing with all the shit work and pain by himself.)

(‘Course, this is Yumenosaki: we had a whole dark era where you couldn’t trust anyone.)

(That kinda thing sticks with you. But he can’t go freakin’ out his kouhai like that regardless.)

(Times have changed, Morisawa... Man, I know he’s been takin’ care of Tetsu ‘n all, but these guys’re a whole different unit.)

(I really shouldn’t be puttin’ myself in the middle of this.)

(But at least I can support ‘em by makin’ them costumes at a discount ‘n shit.)

(Damn, that Morisawa’s a real pain in my ass... ♪)

Kanata: floating, floating... ♪

hello Red Ogre-san. you look like you are having fun~ did something good happen do you?

Kuro: Whoa. Hey, Shinkai. Don’t call out so suddenly, you freaked me out... You don’t got a bit of a presence, you know that? It’s been a while since someone pulled one over on me so easy.

Kanata: “pulled one over” you say? what are you pulling?

Kuro: Oh, this fountain’s basically your turf, right? It may be warm right now, but it’ll get pretty cold once the sun goes down. You don’t wanna catch a cold.

Kanata: do not worry~ water is what gives me life~... ♪

Kuro: Uh-huh. Anyway, Ryuseitai’s goin’ through some shit, right?

Whatcha doin’ takin’ a bath when your buddies are in trouble? Shouldn’t you go running to their rescue like a real hero?

Kanata: umm... i am in ryuseitai but i am not a hero.^[1]

i never Thought about wanting to be a hero at least...?

Kuro: Then how’d you end up in Ryuseitai? It’s not like you were some social butterfly back then. You were more like me.

So what, did you fall in love with Morisawa or something? He’s pretty damn handsome, after all.

Kanata: hmm. i do not dislike chiaki... but i do not understand him well yet either. i am watching him to kill some time.

chiaki... said that he would teach me something important.

but i am Lonely because he has not been Playing with me recently.

if i do not have anyone to Play with i will start to sulk. he is a traitor~

for the first time in a long time i will be bad and turn into an evil monster... ufufu ♪

Kuro: He’s prolly just busy. It’s rough bein’ the leader. Much easier to kick it back in the number two position like us.

Kanata: is that right~ more importantly Red Ogre-san... Kamezaburou has a boo-boo and i wanted you to fix it.

Kuro: Uh? Oh, it’s a stuffed turtle. You name it that? Seriously, are you sure you’re not a girl?

My li’l sis named her teddy bear somethin’ like Scarlett O’Hara.

Kanata: mmm souma Asked me if it had a name so...

i named it so that it matched Kamegorou. i do not really care about the name though.^[2]

because all of them are the same thing.

Kuro: Yeah, I’m sure it looks that way to you.

Man, you’re all so out of touch with the world... Thanks to you guys, me ‘n Nito are the only ones with any common sense in Class B.

Anyway, I don’t have my sewing stuff on me right now, so bring your stuffed animal and follow me. I’ll sew up the boo-boo—I mean, the tear.

By the way, I’m helping your little Ryuseitai kids with practice right now.

You should try that too, since you’re their senpai in the unit.

Kanata: eh... i do not like that sort of thing.

Kuro: Don’t gimme that. Shovin’ your nose in your kouhais’ business can actually be a lotta fun.

Like, while your husband’s out running around, the wife takes care of the house.

Kanata: chiaki and i are not really a married couple though...?

they annoy me~ children are such a Pain to deal with.

they also think that i am an Incomprehensible creature.

but well there is nothing i can do about it~ i have to protect ryuseitai... chiaki’s wish.

please praise me. i do not often perform this kind of Service you know.

Kuro: Sure. But, uh, you’re soaking wet, man. Go change your clothes first.

I could lend you my gym uniform if you want maybe. They might fit you?

Kanata: okayyy. it is so irritating that i must do this every single time on the Land~ i want to go home to the sea. puka, puka... ♪